BEER LOVERS' MEME COIN

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40+ things you probably
did not know about beer...

The oldest known recipe in the world is for beer. It dates back over 4,000 years and was found in ancient Sumeria (modern-day Iraq).
The fear of an empty beer glass is called cenosillicaphobia.
In the Middle Ages, beer was consumed more than water, as it was safer due to the brewing process killing off harmful bacteria.
The strongest beer in the world has an alcohol by volume (ABV) of over 50%.
The foam on top of beer is called “head” or “froth,” and it helps to release the beer’s aroma.
The world’s longest hangover lasted 4 weeks after a Scotsman consumed 60 pints of beer.
The world’s oldest brewery is believed to be the Weihenstephan Brewery in Germany, which has been operating for over 1,000 years.
The Eiffel Tower was originally intended to be a temporary structure for the 1889 World’s Fair and was supposed to be dismantled afterward. However, it was saved because it was used as a radio antenna for military purposes, including broadcasting beer advertisements.
The Code of Hammurabi, one of the earliest known legal codes, had specific regulations regarding beer quality and pricing, with penalties for brewers who served watered-down beer or overcharged for their brews.
Beer was illegal in Iceland until March 1, 1989.
The world’s longest recorded beer garden table was over 389 feet long and seated more than 1,300 people.
The world record for the fastest beer drinking is 1 liter in 1.3 seconds.
The world’s most expensive beer is called “The End of History” and is sold inside taxidermy animals, with a price tag of over $20,000 per bottle.
In the 13th century, monks brewing beer would drink 5-7 liters a day to sustain themselves during fasting periods.
The term “lager” comes from the German word “lagern,” which means “to store” or “to mature.”
Beer was not classified as an alcoholic beverage in Russia until 2013.
In the 17th century, it was common for students in England to receive beer as part of their meals.
The average American consumes about 23 gallons of beer each year.
The most common street name in the United States is “Second Street.”
The second most common street name is “First Street.” Third? “Third Street.” And so on. This phenomenon is often attributed to the breweries that once dotted these streets.
The world’s strongest beer, named “Snake Venom,” has an alcohol content of 67.5%.
The second world’s strongest beer, “Tactical Nuclear Penguin,” has an ABV of 32%, but its creator, BrewDog, followed it up with “Sink the Bismarck!” which boasts an ABV of 41%.
In ancient Babylon, if a man brewed a bad batch of beer, he would be drowned in it as punishment.
The Czech Republic consumes the most beer per capita in the world.
Beer commercials in France cannot show people consuming beer.
The world’s oldest recipe for beer is over 4,000 years old and comes from ancient Sumeria.
In the Czech Republic, beer is cheaper than water.
The world’s largest beer festival, Oktoberfest, originally began as a celebration of the wedding between Bavarian Crown Prince Ludwig and Princess Therese of Saxony-Hildburghausen in 1810.
In Argentina, beer was not considered an alcoholic beverage until 2016.
The term “lager” means “storage” in German, as the beer was traditionally stored in cool cellars during fermentation.
The most common beer glass shape is called a “shaker pint.”
The first professional brewers were women, known as “brewsters,” who brewed beer for their communities in ancient Mesopotamia.
The world’s largest beer festival, Oktoberfest, serves over 7 million liters of beer during its two-week run.
The Czech Republic has the highest beer consumption per capita in the world, with an average of 142.6 liters per person per year.
The world’s oldest known recipe is for beer, dating back to ancient Sumeria around 4,000 BCE.
The world’s longest hangover lasted for 4 weeks after a Scotsman consumed 60 pints of beer.
In ancient Egypt, beer was sometimes used as currency.
The world’s largest beer bottle collection belongs to Ron Werner of Washington, USA, who has collected over 25,000 unique beer bottles.
The world’s largest beer festival, Oktoberfest, has been held annually in Munich, Germany, since 1810.
The term “beer belly” is a misnomer. While excessive beer consumption can lead to weight gain, the main culprit is usually overall calorie intake rather than beer specifically.
The “beer mile” is a sporting event where participants drink a beer before running a quarter-mile lap, and then repeat this process three more times.
The current world record is 4 minutes and 33 seconds.
The Great London Beer Flood of 1814 occurred when a massive vat containing over 135,000 gallons of beer burst open, flooding the streets of London with a beer wave that killed 8 people.
In the Middle Ages, monks were allowed to drink up to five quarts of beer a day as a form of liquid sustenance during their fasts.
The world’s most expensive beer, “The End of History” by BrewDog, comes in a taxidermy squirrel or stoat and sells for over $20,000 per bottle.
In Belgium, there’s a beer pipeline that runs underground to transport beer from the brewery to the bottling plant.
The Czech Republic has the highest beer consumption per capita in the world, with an average of over 142 liters per person per year. This is almost equivalent to a pint of beer every day!
The town of Zalec in Slovenia has a public fountain that dispenses free beer for residents and tourists, serving as a unique attraction known as the “beer fountain.”

10+ Funny Beer Jokes

Why did the beer go to school? Because it wanted to be a little b-ale-anced!
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug and said, “You’re one of them.” Cheers to that!
Why did the beer go to the party alone? Because it wanted to be the life of the pilsner!
I don’t have a beer gut, I have a protective covering for my rock-hard abs!
I drink beer on days that end in “Y.” Why? Because beer doesn’t ask silly questions like that!
Why did the beer file a police report? Because it was stolen! It’s a real ale-abration when you find it again.
Why did the beer refuse to go outside? It didn’t want to get bottled up in traffic!
I’m not an alcoholic. Alcoholics go to meetings. I’m a beer enthusiast!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, even the beer!
I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer it to be a pint.
I like my beer like I like my relationships—full-bodied and constantly evolving.
I don’t need a personal trainer. I need someone to follow me around and slap the beer out of my hand!
Why did the beer cross the road? To get to the bottom of the glass!
I’m on a strict liquid diet. It’s called beer.
Why was the beer unhappy? Because it always got bock-stabbed by its friends!
Why did the beer go to therapy? It had too many issues to bottle up!
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by the freedom of expression that beer gives me!
Why did the beer refuse to leave the refrigerator? Because it was a cold beer and didn’t want to turn into a warm one!
Why did the beer always get invited to parties? Because it was the life of the keg!
Beer doesn’t make you fat. It makes you lean… against tables, chairs, and walls!